Dear Mo's ovaries,
Congratulations! We'd like to inform you that you've been inducted into the '100 Club', an elite group of those who have produced more than 100 eggs for IVF!
That's right! You probably haven't been counting, but over the last seven IVFs, you've produced 110 eggs!
22 + 11 + 12 + 15 + 6 + 19 + 25 = 110!!
Good work! Boy, we bet you are tired!
Unbelievably, despite your productivity, you haven't created a single live baby, but maybe one will be coming later this year. You never know! And hey, you seem to be getting closer than you ever have, so chin up!
100 is a momentous IVF retrieval milestone. In recognition of this accomplishment, we here at Egg Retrieval Clearinghouse recommend that you go out and celebrate big time. Your laminated Certificate of Achievement will be arriving separately in the mail.
Congratulations, Mo's ovaries!!! You two are champs!
Egg Retrieval Clearinghouse, Ltd.