Because every situation is unique, we've created a range of signs to fit several unfortunately common situations. Sure to warm the hearts of infertile drivers everywhere, as well as create discomfort and fear in the drivers around them.
So read through and enjoy. I'm sure there are many we haven't thought of, so let us know what we should add to the "On Board" line. We are always open to suggestions.
First off, there is just the general retort to the "Baby" signs. You've got a Baby on Board? Yeah?! Well, over here in this car we've got exactly:
But maybe that's too general. Maybe that makes it sound like you just don't want a baby or something, which isn't really quite right...
So we decided to be more specific...
For the infertile who's cycling, and needs to caution drivers that her medications may make her, how shall we say, a raving lunatic b*tch...there's this specific sign, both an announcement and a warning. Yes, Sprogblogger, we made this one just for you. Not that you're raving, but you are on this particularly yucky medication at the moment : ) Smart drivers should know to GET OUT OF YOUR WAY before you haul off and slam your car into them just because it's so sucky to take lupron.
Following transfer you may want to let people know that it might look like it's just you and your partner in the car, but in fact, you are not alone...you have:
And for the man with azoospermia: